Sub- Zero temperatures besiege the Island!
Roads, Airports, Railways, Petrol Stations , Schools - all closed!
But guess what? The Island's new religion, Premier League football (or "Opium Of The Masses", as some unsporting, ignorant critics call it ) still took place last night ,even in snow and freezing ice - West Ham hammered Manchester United and Arsenal trashed Wigan.
There was no way the impassable roads, closed petrol stations, and out-of-action buses and trains were going to stop the worshippers of this multi-million corporate business from getting to the grounds to stand in the freezing cold for two hours to cheer their millioniare idols. No way, man!
But that's the good old Fantasy Islanders for you! That's what used to be called, "the Bulldog Spirit" before the Island became an offfshore province of the European Union.
Yes, you can bet your life NOTHING will get in the way of the Islanders and their beloved religion!
I mean, their own Prime Minister, even as we speak, is in Switzerland with another millionaire, a guy called Beckham, (who is more fashion model than footballer), begging FIFA to let Fantasy Island host the World Cup in 2018. This is despite 5 of FIFA's directors being exposed by the BBC for corruptly lining their pockets with £millions in bribes.
But what the hell. Millionaire old Etonian, David Cameron is determined to show the fans he is much more of a Working Class Hero than his model, Tony Blair!
Before travelling to Zurich he was reliably informed by the BBC's Panorama that you actually lose money by hosting the World Cup - one reason being that the corrupt FIFA demands, among many other exotic benefits, exemption from any taxes payable to the host country.
Well, that's ok with David. I mean what with him and his crew claiming all kinds of mortgage expenses, it's par for the course!
What do you expect!
Oh, and before you go, heard the one about Vince Cable the Government Minister responsible for introducing student tuition fees? Well he says that when it comes to a vote in the House Of Comedians he will probably abstain from passing his own legislation!
Surprised?
Come on!
This is Fantasy Island, after all!
Tuesday 30 November 2010
Sunday 28 November 2010
THANKS. AND WELCOME ONE AND ALL!
Welcome to my members James, Billy, Chris and Peter.
Thanks to them for their witty and most perceptive comments.
They are so good that if they wish to join my editorial team by submitting pieces to me by email, I shall gladly publish them here.
And the same goes for all you other readers.
This site is not like the British or American Governments - It is Democratic!
So feel free to get writing chaps!
Thanks to them for their witty and most perceptive comments.
They are so good that if they wish to join my editorial team by submitting pieces to me by email, I shall gladly publish them here.
And the same goes for all you other readers.
This site is not like the British or American Governments - It is Democratic!
So feel free to get writing chaps!
Friday 26 November 2010
WHO REALLY RUNS AMERICA? COINCIDENCE OR WHAT?
From Hawkeye, our US Correspondent.
Did you know that the last four US Secretarys of The Treasury were formerly Chairman of Goldman Sachs, the international investment bank responsible for the "alleged" near collapse of the World economy.
Whether the Republicans or the Democrats are in power it makes no difference - these guys pull all the strings. Paulson under George Bush, Rubin under Clinton and Geithner under Obama.
In addition to being appointed (not elected) to these supremely powerful political positions, what else do they have in common? All are Jewish.
Now I know Jewish people are tremendously creative and talented, particularly in finance. But is it really a good example for any democracy to continually appoint successive Secretarys of the Treasury from the same ethnic group and one that is supposed to be a Minority? What about the Majority? Aren't there any Protestant, Catholic or Muslim equally talented people fit for the post?
By the way, what else does it tell us about the "Greatest Democracy In The World" when George Bush's Secretary of State for Defence, Robert Gates, remains in that crucial role with the approval of the "new broom" in the White House - Barack Obama, despite the will of millions of American voters?...But I digress.
The Secretary of the US Treasury (in effect the Minister of Finance) is responsible for America's economic and fiscal policy. And as such has enormous power over the lives of millions of citizens. Other roles he has are US Governor of the IMF and seven other international banks, including the European Central Bank.
In the context of these men's former roles as CEOs of Goldman Sachs (which has made them all multi-millionaires) surely a conflict of interest must arise?
For example is it any coincidence that after the banks had almost wrecked the economy and caused millions to lose their homes and jobs, both Republican and Democrat Administrations on the advice of Secretarys Henry Paulson and Timothy Geithner (and against the expressed wishes of the American people), bailed them out with billions of American taxpayers money?
Result? The American people become two-time losers!
Makes you think, WHO really runs America?
Did you know that the last four US Secretarys of The Treasury were formerly Chairman of Goldman Sachs, the international investment bank responsible for the "alleged" near collapse of the World economy.
Whether the Republicans or the Democrats are in power it makes no difference - these guys pull all the strings. Paulson under George Bush, Rubin under Clinton and Geithner under Obama.
In addition to being appointed (not elected) to these supremely powerful political positions, what else do they have in common? All are Jewish.
Now I know Jewish people are tremendously creative and talented, particularly in finance. But is it really a good example for any democracy to continually appoint successive Secretarys of the Treasury from the same ethnic group and one that is supposed to be a Minority? What about the Majority? Aren't there any Protestant, Catholic or Muslim equally talented people fit for the post?
By the way, what else does it tell us about the "Greatest Democracy In The World" when George Bush's Secretary of State for Defence, Robert Gates, remains in that crucial role with the approval of the "new broom" in the White House - Barack Obama, despite the will of millions of American voters?...But I digress.
The Secretary of the US Treasury (in effect the Minister of Finance) is responsible for America's economic and fiscal policy. And as such has enormous power over the lives of millions of citizens. Other roles he has are US Governor of the IMF and seven other international banks, including the European Central Bank.
In the context of these men's former roles as CEOs of Goldman Sachs (which has made them all multi-millionaires) surely a conflict of interest must arise?
For example is it any coincidence that after the banks had almost wrecked the economy and caused millions to lose their homes and jobs, both Republican and Democrat Administrations on the advice of Secretarys Henry Paulson and Timothy Geithner (and against the expressed wishes of the American people), bailed them out with billions of American taxpayers money?
Result? The American people become two-time losers!
Makes you think, WHO really runs America?
Wednesday 24 November 2010
Breaker Morant end title- Soldiers of the Queen
This is very reminiscent of the execution of another two innocent young men by the British Establishment in 1952 - Edward Devlin and Alfred Burns. They had also served their country in the British Army.
MORE FUN & GAMES FROM THE ISLAND.
Well here we go again. This is the latest, from our Fantasy Island Correspondent.
The Island's Government has told the Islanders that it is nearly bankrupt with a deficit of some £140 Billion. All kinds of sacrifices therefore will have to be made, mainly by the unemployed and children. The former are told to get a train to find a job. But the Government puts up train fares by 6% then allows the private trains companies to add another 5%.
That way, it reckons it will be easier for those lazy bastards (mainly on benefits) to travel further afield to get those gold-plated jobs (wherever they are?).
Simultaneously the Government felt that its massive deficit of said £140 Billion would somehow be eased somewhat if it gave Ireland (which was stupid enough to join the Euro and vote Yes to the EU.s Lisbon Treaty) £7Billion to help their deficit.
Never mind that The Islanders don't have7 Quid to spare, much less £7 billion, you must remember, this is Fantasy Island, where 2+2 makes 5. And where Doublethink is the Government's watchword.
That's why it continues to welcome 1,000's of Pakistan and Muslim un-checked immigrants into the Island, while it's alleged arch-enemies, the Taliban and Al Queda -, based on the border between Afghanistan and Pakistan- are killing its soldiers every day in Afghanistan.
Some insane critic recently asked the Government if they would have similarly allowed thousands of Germans and Japanese to enter the country whilst the Island was "at war" with them. A Coalition spokesman immediately dismissed this crazy question by stating. "That's different. Of course not. They were fanatics and Nazis, weren't they?"
The questioner was later visited by a French gendarme from the newly-created Europol Police Force and forthwith sectioned under the Mental Health Act.
He has been given an indeterminate sentence and is now receiving treatment in Broadmoor's Maximum Security Unit.
Bloody good thing too!
Fancy asking a stupid question like that!
The Island's Government has told the Islanders that it is nearly bankrupt with a deficit of some £140 Billion. All kinds of sacrifices therefore will have to be made, mainly by the unemployed and children. The former are told to get a train to find a job. But the Government puts up train fares by 6% then allows the private trains companies to add another 5%.
That way, it reckons it will be easier for those lazy bastards (mainly on benefits) to travel further afield to get those gold-plated jobs (wherever they are?).
Simultaneously the Government felt that its massive deficit of said £140 Billion would somehow be eased somewhat if it gave Ireland (which was stupid enough to join the Euro and vote Yes to the EU.s Lisbon Treaty) £7Billion to help their deficit.
Never mind that The Islanders don't have7 Quid to spare, much less £7 billion, you must remember, this is Fantasy Island, where 2+2 makes 5. And where Doublethink is the Government's watchword.
That's why it continues to welcome 1,000's of Pakistan and Muslim un-checked immigrants into the Island, while it's alleged arch-enemies, the Taliban and Al Queda -, based on the border between Afghanistan and Pakistan- are killing its soldiers every day in Afghanistan.
Some insane critic recently asked the Government if they would have similarly allowed thousands of Germans and Japanese to enter the country whilst the Island was "at war" with them. A Coalition spokesman immediately dismissed this crazy question by stating. "That's different. Of course not. They were fanatics and Nazis, weren't they?"
The questioner was later visited by a French gendarme from the newly-created Europol Police Force and forthwith sectioned under the Mental Health Act.
He has been given an indeterminate sentence and is now receiving treatment in Broadmoor's Maximum Security Unit.
Bloody good thing too!
Fancy asking a stupid question like that!
Friday 5 November 2010
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HASN'T GONE MAD
Will people stop saying, "It's political correctness gone mad."
Political Correctness hasn't gone mad. it IS mad. Full Stop!!
And the Fantasy Islanders are even madder for putting up with it.
STOP PRESS: Army cadets have been banned from carrying their rifles on next weeks Remembrance Parade. The top brass said it glamourises Violence.
Well, well, I thought fighting a war WAS violent.
Sorry, I forgot, this is Fantasy Island isn't it? Where - among other things - aircraft carriers don't have aeroplanes.
So be reasonable now: why should soldiers have guns?
Political Correctness hasn't gone mad. it IS mad. Full Stop!!
And the Fantasy Islanders are even madder for putting up with it.
STOP PRESS: Army cadets have been banned from carrying their rifles on next weeks Remembrance Parade. The top brass said it glamourises Violence.
Well, well, I thought fighting a war WAS violent.
Sorry, I forgot, this is Fantasy Island isn't it? Where - among other things - aircraft carriers don't have aeroplanes.
So be reasonable now: why should soldiers have guns?
Wednesday 3 November 2010
FANTASY ISLAND (PART 2)
Well Folks it gets funnier by the day on Fantasy Island. (and remember it is only an island).
Of the 300,000 Somalis living there, some fifty or so are known ( according to Theresa May, the Home Secretary on BBC News, 3rd November 2010 ) to travel to and from Somalia to be trained as terrorists and then return in order to plan mayhem and murder on the streets of London and elsewhere.
In addition it was also reported that a similar "movement" of "British nationals"to and from Pakistan is by far the largest of them all.
Nobody asked her what she was going to do about this suicidal situation which she so dramatically frightened everyone with. And good old "fair play" Theresa didn't say.
Well, it's not really the done thing on Fantasy Island.
And I mean, you can hardly be blame her - what nice respectable lady wants to be called a Racist?
On Fantasy Island there's only one thing worse than being called a racist, and that's being called a Banker. And that's what she is in private life. But you'd better forget what I said -she doesn't want anyone to know that either.
Meanwhile in London's Palace of Varieties, Dave Boy Cameron, the so-called Prime Minister of this so-called Sovereign island, interrupted his weekly Punch & Judy Show with the Leader of the Opposition, to cry his joke tears and rant about how mad he was with the European Union for forcing him to give convicted killers and rapists and muggers the vote - in addition of course to their Play stations, TV sets and mobile phones and ciggies.
None of the 600+ expenses-mad comedians listening to him, protested about this either: not even one suggested he might just tell Europe to get stuffed. And Dave, of course cried his tears in vain, poor boy!
Of the 300,000 Somalis living there, some fifty or so are known ( according to Theresa May, the Home Secretary on BBC News, 3rd November 2010 ) to travel to and from Somalia to be trained as terrorists and then return in order to plan mayhem and murder on the streets of London and elsewhere.
In addition it was also reported that a similar "movement" of "British nationals"to and from Pakistan is by far the largest of them all.
Nobody asked her what she was going to do about this suicidal situation which she so dramatically frightened everyone with. And good old "fair play" Theresa didn't say.
Well, it's not really the done thing on Fantasy Island.
And I mean, you can hardly be blame her - what nice respectable lady wants to be called a Racist?
On Fantasy Island there's only one thing worse than being called a racist, and that's being called a Banker. And that's what she is in private life. But you'd better forget what I said -she doesn't want anyone to know that either.
Meanwhile in London's Palace of Varieties, Dave Boy Cameron, the so-called Prime Minister of this so-called Sovereign island, interrupted his weekly Punch & Judy Show with the Leader of the Opposition, to cry his joke tears and rant about how mad he was with the European Union for forcing him to give convicted killers and rapists and muggers the vote - in addition of course to their Play stations, TV sets and mobile phones and ciggies.
None of the 600+ expenses-mad comedians listening to him, protested about this either: not even one suggested he might just tell Europe to get stuffed. And Dave, of course cried his tears in vain, poor boy!
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