Well folks, here we go again with some more snippets from Fantasy island.
It's government wants to legalise church weddings for homosexuals - with hymns, blessings and all the trimmings. It says that although their sexual orientation is different, they are nonetheless the same! (figure that one out).
This of course will open the door for ANYONE of a "different sexual orientation" to marry in church. So all you bestiality lovers who are mad about your horses and dogs, get down to the Little Chapel of Fantasy Island pronto and put the banns up!
By the way, what on earth is happening to the female of the species? I have never seen so many overweight, fat (sorry, Obese) young women and girls waddling along the streets of Fantasy Island- some of them still scoffing burgers and kebabs as they waddle to their early graves.
In the days when the Island was called Britain,you hardly ever saw such grotesque spectacles as this. But then, that was when there was P.T. Hockey and Netball in the schools, before all the playing fields were sold off by Labour councils to capitalist developers. And of course before supermarkets, kebab shops and junk food became a way of life.
THE BIG SOCIETY OR BOLLOCKS?
The Big Society is supposed to be about the community, public spiritedness and volunteering.
The only problem is the Island's government has wrecked the Community and cut off all its funds. So the only ones who can carry out the aims of the Big Society are private and corporate companies - which was the intention in the first place.
But the only problem with even that, is that there will shortly be no small private companies because the banks - which the government owns - whilst giving themselves £millions in bonuses,won't lend them any money!
Similarly the government says that the private sector will mop up the job losses in the public services. But how will they, if these businesses are closing down every day, causing mass redundancies, because the banks wont lend them any money?
And by the way, are they deluding the Islanders as well as themselves when they talk about the "public sector" and "public transport?"
I ask, because both are non-existent now on the Island: There are no public trains, buses or aeroplanes or public utilities anymore. So who are they kidding? Even the National Health Service and BBC programmes are now delivered by contracted private commercial companies.
Meanwhile, we see £million pound Nimrod air force planes being broken up in the Knacker-Yard and 200 expensively trained young pilots sacked because there are no more Harrier jump jets or helicopters for them to fly!
And to any young public-spirited men who wish to serve their country by joining the Royal Navy, all I can say is, By all means....if you can find a ship!
And the best about this is that these ministers trying to kid the Islanders that all of this is for their own good and that "We are all in this together" (like Maude, Cameron and Clegg etc) were the same gangsters who robbed the taxpayers of £thousands, fiddling their expenses last year.
And on this same Fantasy Island, these are the same cowboys who try to brainwash the natives that Austerity and cuts to the bone are good for them (e.g the closure of nurseries and old peoples homes, the sacking of street cleaners etc) whilst giving away a "ring-fenced" £8 Billion in "Overseas Development" every year to China India and Africa - not to mention the £10 million a week to the European Union!
In this land of the Insane, there are still a few perfectly sane Islanders who now believe they couldn't have been worse off if Hitler had won the war!
Well, folks don't say you weren't warned. If you want to stay tuned in to Fantasy island, you'd better start believing that two plus two DO make five, and that Ignorance IS Strength. Otherwise you might be visited by the Politically Correct Police one dark night and find yourself locked up for your "Controversial" thoughts!!
