Wednesday 3 November 2010

FANTASY ISLAND (PART 2)

 Well Folks it gets funnier by the day on Fantasy Island. (and remember it is only an island). 
Of the 300,000 Somalis living there, some fifty or so are known ( according to Theresa May, the Home Secretary on BBC News, 3rd November 2010 ) to travel to and from Somalia to be trained as terrorists and then return in order to plan mayhem and murder on the streets of London and elsewhere. 
In addition it was also reported that a similar "movement" of "British nationals"to and from Pakistan  is by far  the largest of them all.
 Nobody asked her what she was going to do about this suicidal situation which she so dramatically frightened everyone with. And good old "fair play" Theresa didn't say. 
Well, it's not really the done thing on Fantasy Island.
And I mean, you can hardly be blame her - what nice respectable lady wants to be called a Racist?   
On Fantasy Island there's only one thing worse than being called a racist, and that's being called a Banker. And that's what she is in private life.  But you'd better forget what I said -she doesn't want anyone to know that either.

Meanwhile in London's Palace of Varieties, Dave Boy Cameron, the so-called Prime Minister of this so-called Sovereign island, interrupted his weekly Punch & Judy  Show with the Leader of the Opposition, to cry his joke tears and rant about how mad he was with the European Union for forcing him to give convicted killers and rapists and muggers the vote - in addition of course  to their Play stations, TV sets and mobile phones and ciggies.  
 None of the 600+ expenses-mad comedians listening to him, protested about this either: not even one suggested he might just tell Europe to get stuffed. And Dave, of course cried his tears in vain, poor boy!

1 comment:

  1. I think it only right and fair that prisoners should be able to vote in Parliamentary Elections.
    Especially as there is no difference, to my mind, between someone who steals from the general public and soeone who steals from the public purse.

    No. It is my opinion in this case that the old saying is true, "IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE" so let them vote, and before long the other old saying could well come to pass "THE LUNATICS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE ASYLUM"

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