It's bad enough that two televison football pundits, one of them a former world-class player, are nationally reviled and whose behaviour is gravely described as "unacceptable", "loutish" and "explosive" for simply saying a female "lineswoman" didn't understand the Off-Side rule, I mean, she wasn't raped, or mugged or murdered!.
But even worse - instead of these two so-called "Men" telling everyone to get stuffed, they prostrate themselves before the Altar of aggressive Feminism and Political Correctness in abject contrition and can't stop apologising for their terrible Sin!
But then, as you are probably aware by now, that's all par for the course in today's Fantasy Island.
Then we have a woman judge on the Supreme Court (could she be a Lesbian by any chance?) who's just decreed that shouting at your partner from now on constitutes violence, for which you can be sent to gaol. And if by some error you are not sent to gaol, then your partner or spouse can jump the queue and get a new Council House because of your "Violence."
This ruling has been compared to Alice In Wonderland, where Humpty Dumpty says words (like "Violence) can mean whatever you want them to mean. But I'm not too sure. Sounds more like George Orwell's sinister Doublethink and Ingsoc to me.
But then, again what do you expect in Fantasy Island where two plus two already makes five!
AND WHAT ABOUT THE ISLAND'S GOVERNMENT'S LATEST BRAINWAVE. THEY ONLY WANT TO SELL OFF TO PRIVATE COMPANIES, THE NEW FOREST, THE FOREST OF DEAN, AND - BELIEVE IT OR NOT- SHERWOOD FOREST!!
I KNOW THATCHER FLOGGED OFF THE FAMILY SILVER. BUT THE ACTUAL LAND OF FANTASY ISLAND?!
I CAN JUST SEE ROBIN HOOD SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE.
AND TO THINK HE ALWAYS THOUGHT THE SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM WAS THE BAD GUY!
By the way, The Island, which under it's old name of Great Britain defeated Germany in 1945 (with the help of America, Canada, the Soviet Union, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, India, Kenya, Uganda, Tibet, Burma and uncle Tom Cobleigh and all) now has two million young people out of work and with no prospects of ever getting a job. Drugs and gun crime are everywhere. For most, that's all they have, or will ever have going for them.
Well, you don't really expect the 16 millionaires who make up the Condom Government to do anything about it do you?
Don't forget, this is Fantasy Island we're talking about!
Whilst this is going on in the Island, the above-mentioned "defeated" Germany's economy is booming, with thousands of young people doing engineering apprenticeships to fulfill it's order books for cars, trucks,wagons and heavy agricultural machinery.
They're' working very hard those young people, just like their parents. And they're willing to forego pay rises and perks. You see, they are not like the Fantasy Islanders, who every time they're interviewed at Election time on TV can only talk about themselves and what the government can do for them and, "What's in it for ME"?!
No, these German workers are all pulling together and willing to make personal material sacrifices for the good of their country and their self respect - which they know in the end will benefit all.
What's really funny about all this, is that the Fantasy Islanders either don't know or don't care that it was one of their own great poets, John Donne in the 16 Century, who said, "No man is an island", and "Every man's death diminishes me." And that it takes those naughty Germans to adopt this attitude and follow his lead!
So, Women Linesmen at football matches eh?
ReplyDeleteI have no problem with women linesmen or referees, In womens football. But not in mens football. Unless, of course, these women want FULL equality in sport. In which case I would gladly pay good money to see any woman go 15 rounds with Evander Hollyfield, or even Frank Bruno.
As for it now constituting "Violence" to shout at your partner, And it being a crime punishable by Prison.
Again, I have no problem with that either.
I'm sure I speak for many men in the world who would relish the thought of some peace and quiet (About 3 months should do it)Everytime I come in from the pub to the screaming and shouting of "'Er Indoors"
Next time I phone a taxi to take me home from the pub, I will also phone the police and have them meet me at my door. They can then witness the "crime" in person and just cart her off to gaol.