Wednesday 2 March 2011

COMEDY OR TRAGEDY?

During the past few weeks I'm not sure whether I've been watching a Shakespearian tragedy or a Brian Rix Whithall farce.
Fourth Division Fantasy Island's response to the Libyan situation, was to charter a plane which could't take off from Gatwick because of "mechanical failure"!
 Meanwhile, Russia, France, Italy etc, swiftly evacuated all of their nationals, as Foriegn Secretary, the gormless William Hague, was stupidly and wrongly telling TV viewers that Gadafi was on his way to Venezuela. 

By the way, I've been thinking it's about time the United Nations moved their H.Q. from New York to London.
Why? you ask. 
Well have you noticed that whatever trouble spot flares up in the world, there are immediately that country's nationals demonstrating on the Island's streets, like the crowds of Libyans screaming their heads off in Manchester last week.
 I would never have guessed there were 2,000 of them in Manchester. But then why should I be so surprised when we already have, Albanian, Russian, Polish, Somali, Ugandan, Zimbabwe, Bangladeshi, Chinese, Iranian, Iraqi, Kurd, Burmese, Afghanistani, Turkish, Ukranian, Estonian, Romanian "communities" here on the Island - all quick to demonstrate whenever an incident occurrs in their home country, but unwilling to go back home and do something about it!

And how farcical to watch Cameron and all those luvvy liberals demanding "democracy" and "human rights" , for the people in these feudal  Middle east countries, whilst on their own "democratic" Island, they operate millions of CCTV cameras  to watch every move of their own citizens; forcibly take DNA samples from men, women and children who have committed no crime; throw people in jail for having no TV licence; tell supermarkets how much to charge for their alcohol,  criminalise people for objecting to homosexuality; ban smoking (except for themselves in parliament and convicted prisoners); sack nurses and policemen rather than useless pen-pushers; zealously and treacherously implement fascist European Union directives  to subjugate  and  constantly break their promises to their own people-  such as a Referndum on the perniciously anti-democratic  Lisbon Treaty.
And do they really believe in Democracy, when, in God-forsaken Gaza, Hamas, follow their orders, hold elections and win, only to be then labelled as "terrorists".

This hypocrisy is only equalled by theirs and the "liberal" BBC's  naivete as they cheer the "People's revolutions"  in these Arab countries. 
And - just as the champagne socialist Fabians and liberals of the 1930s turned a blind eye to Stalin's gulags and mass exterminations - they dismiss the warnings of people like the Yemeni President, who tell us these are not "peoples revolutions", but the work of Israel and The USA, designed to fragment and destabilise these Arab societies.   
If you don't believe these people (who should know),  just take a look at the new "democratic" state of Iraq (formely Israel's biggest foe) where there have been no elections for a year and where innocent people are still being blown up and suicide bombings an everyday occurrence.!

It would be nothing more than these "liberal"hypocrites deserve than ironically to see in six months time, Egypt, Tunisia, Libya, Yemen, Iran  etc, all transformed into radical Islamic states. Or is that really what they want anyway? 
It would certainly be a good cover for nuclear-armed Israel and "The West" to  attack Iran - which is their real objective and what they have wanted all along. 

Finally, I now come to the ultimate comedy: The Island's Premier - who is frantically trying to make a name for himself on the world stage - threatens Libya with military action and no fly-zones over that country.
On the same day he issues these threats, he announces the Army is being cut by 5,000, the RAF by 2,000, (in addition to the 200 trainee pilots he's already sacked). And of course, he has already scrapped  the aircraft carriers and frigates and the RAF's Nimrod reconnaisance planes and Harrier jets. 
 So what I'd like to know is how do you intervene militarily and operate a no-fly zone against a country, when you don't have any ships, aeroplanes or soldiers?
 Talk about The Mouse that Roared!
If it wasnt so tragic it would indeed be laughable!

But don't be so surprised. You should know by now, ANYTHING can happen on Fantasy Island!!

3 comments:

  1. The only GOOD news to come out of Fantasy Island this week is the news that the Police force is to have it's budget slashed by 20% and that the policemen/women will also have their pay cut.

    "Why is this GOOD news?" I hear you say.

    Well my freinds, I shall explane.

    When the good people of Fantasy Island finally decide that enough is enough, and rise up against this corrupt and shameless Government, like the people of the middle-east are doing now.
    This greed ridden and rotten Government will have already broken the Golden Rule. "Don't bite the hand that feeds you" or in this case, "Don't piss-off the people you will expect to rescue you from the mobs that will inevitably bring you down.

    Cameron and Clegg are more stupid than Gadaffi. He kept his armed forces and police, well paid. I wonder why?

    With the police and armed forces all pissed-off with them, who is going to rescue them, would you?

    No, I think Cameron and Clegg are doing a fine job. Carry on boys. It surely won't be long before you reap that which you have sewn.

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  2. Could not have said it better myself James.

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  3. Thanks for your contibutions chaps. Very well said.

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