WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND (formerly GREAT BRITAIN)

 If you thought Fantasy Island was some warm tropical paradise, WRONG!   It's right here in a place bounded by the cold Atlantic and North Sea.  It used to be called England, a part of Gt Britain, but not any longer. 
 This truly is the Real McCoy!
 This is where international banks are given £500billions of tax-payers hard earned cash and then award themselves £millions in bonuses. The place where those same taxpayers are then told that they must suffer £81 billion of cuts, partly to pay for the handout. But where £billions of their money is  still being doled out in "international  aid " to rich  industrialised countries like China and India and corrupt African dictatorships.

This is the place where a crazy, undeclared war is being waged in faraway Muslim Afghanistan, with British soldiers being killed daily but where Muslim immigrants, including airplane hi-jackers,  are still welcomed - minus any checks on who they are.
 Are they budding terrorists? criminals?  disease  carriers?   No one knows, least of all the Government. And of course, no one cares. What the hell! Come on!  this is Fantasy Island after all. It abandoned  boring Reality 50 years ago, for God's sake!
Where else would you find a Government, ordering aircraft carriers on which no planes will land?  Where else would you find a nuclear submarine grounded on the rocks? I mean, a Submarine! (aren't they supposed to be UNDER the water? ).
Where else would you get a lone parent who earns £43 grand a year having her/his Child Benefit stopped, but the family next-door earning £90 grand, having theirs saved? 
That's the great thing about Fantasy Island, where 2+2 makes 5 and DOUBLETHINK reigns supreme.
It's really Kooky! 
Not like that boring, hard, realistic, sane place across the Channel, where the inhabitants call a national strike, attack the government and cause chaos in the streets - all because the retirement age is going up from 60 to 62!  
 I mean, Fantasy Islanders have had theirs raised by 7 years, and not a peep out of them!    Mind you those French revolutionaries don't have the X-Factor or Big Brother to keep them occupied. And lets, face it they're not really into Football - not like the crazy islanders. I mean they wouldn't go around the corner to watch their favourite team, much less travel to South Africa or Italy. No loyalty, those frogs!!  Got their values all wrong!